Archive for the ‘Overheard’ Category

Overheard: Kohl’s

Friday, January 1st, 2010

“I’m just not used to seeing that much foot, you know?”

overheard: at the vet.

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

“Did it come out looking like a pile, or like a sausage?”

Overheard: at school

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

On the way to my dorm, passed a girl talking on her cell phone:

“…and she’s already talking about divorce, and I was like, man she only got married like an hour ago.”

Overheard: at school

Sunday, October 25th, 2009

One guy to another, while walking to class:

“Okay, and this time don’t overload your harddrive with porn.”