The Pontificators

I am a topical genius.

I am a word wizard.

I mount the stump of justice and spew forth mighty isms that profound the weak and uninitiated.

Come gasp at my sayings.

Become dumbfounded by my utterances.

You mule.

You lowbrow.

Do you not see the might of my brain pulsing behind my temples?

Only importance is drafted on my pages.

And if you do not find it thus, you are a simpleton.

I am the Prince of Phrases!

Read on in amazement and shudder in the cloud of my contempt.

For I am a topical genius.

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