They always told me to play right handed.
If I was a piano and you bought a guitar,
Would I stand there silent? Why are your hands so far
From me? Where is the music electricity flowing
Between your hands and my keys?
Do you miss me? I guess I’m better off now.
With these spiders as my friends in my cobweb wedding dress.
I’ll marry the window and the great wide world outside
And you’ll be sorry.
I’ll find a pretty girl who never learned to sing.
She’ll stand behind the band and won’t make love to guitar strings.
True to me, yes she’s so, and you know that I’m so…
I’m relieved. Do you miss me?
These lyrics are loosely based on this comic.
