When my woman gets a hankering
For a little playful spanking
She knows that I’m her satisfying man
So we hop into the sack
And she lays across my lap
Then I spank her till I cannot feel my hands
Rosy cheeks
They look so good on you
Rosy cheeks
And you know that we ain’t through
Until it hurts me more than it hurts you
We use all the common phrases
But with slightly twisted meanings
And if you get confused it really shows
‘Cause “screwing” isn’t what you think
And “69″ is a record
And “doggy style” is a spanking on the nose
Rosy cheeks
They look so good on you
Rosy cheeks
And you know that we ain’t through
Until it hurts me more than it hurts you
Are we really so profane
Just ’cause we dabble in some pain
After all we meant for better and for worse
And we really aren’t that different
in spite of what you’ve heard
You think “safe” means use a condom
We think “safe” means choose a word
Rosy cheeks
They look so good on you
Rosy cheeks
And you know that we ain’t through
Until it hurts me more than it hurts you
Tags: Don't Read This Mom, NSFW, Spanking, Weirdness
I approve of the sentiment, but shouldn’t the last word in the 2nd line be “spankering?”
And — we are already half anonymous here. Are you too shy to tag this one with your name? (BTW, I know who you are)
I too know who you are. We are admins! We have access to the secret knowledge! Step forth! (I promise you won’t be, um, spanked.
Chortles!
There was much laughter when I read this. Srsly.