I Hate Charlie

Charlie said it don’t make no difference.
He said if the world was a dog, then dogs
wouldn’t be nothin’ but a bunch of fleas.
Then he laughed just like the big shit-turd he is.
I wanted to yell into his stupid grinnin’ face
that the world ain’t no dog, but he was drinkin’.
Ma says if I rile him when he’s drinkin’
I deserve what I get.

Lady watched Charlie as he took each scruffy
pup and put it in the sack. She sniffed his hand
when he grabbed one, and then she’d sniff
her porch spot where the rest was.
Then I was sniffin’ too, because I knew
she didn’t have no idea what was happening.
When they was all gone into the sack she nosed it
and just kept whinin’ and waggin’ her tail.

Charlie laughed at her. He said
What’s the matter Lady? You like fleas?

Then he held the sack close to her nose
so she could smell it better. I could see
them puppies wigglin’ through the sack,

and they was cryin’ for Lady. Poor stupid Lady

just kept on waggin’ her tail.

Charlie told me to come on and we was going to
throw them puppies off the bridge.
But I said no way, I ain’t no damn killer.

He said they was just a bunch of fleas

and then he laughed again. Lady was still standin’

right by him sort of shiftin’ her feet and smellin’ that bag.

Charlie got mad then and threw his beer bottle at me,
but I ducked and ran away. When I came back later

I guess he did it, ‘cause the puppies was gone
and he was sittin’ inside drinkin’ more beer
and watchin’ TV. He laughed at me again
and called me dumb flea-lover.
Lady sniffed all over the porch and around

the house the rest of the day. She cried all night
and I didn’t get no sleep at all.

The next day she stopped whinin’. For a week,
every time Charlie saw Lady he said

where’s your fleas girl?

Poor stupid Lady just wagged her damn tail.

6 Responses to “I Hate Charlie”

  1. Charlie says:

    You… you hate Charlie? Sadness… ;)

    I wish I had time to read this. Man, I’ve got some serious catching up to do. Maybe tonight.

  2. Alvin says:

    This is a fictional Charlie. Oh wait… you’re a fictional Charlie too. Um, this is a DIFFERENT fictional Charlie.

  3. Mundo Cani says:

    Geez. I hate Charlie too.

    Does this poem have a sequel? Perhaps something along the lines of, “Some folks call it a sling blade”?

  4. Duke says:

    Beware of unconditional love

  5. Charlie says:

    So, since I’m having a very strong desire not to be confused with this fictitious Charlie, I would like my pseudonym to be changed to Aloysius!

    Is anybody listening?

    This poem just really pisses me off. What a Jerk. I like Mundo Cani’s sequel idea…

    Poor stupid Lady…

  6. Naomi says:

    So depressing. Makes me want to really punch him.

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