It’s been said that St. Patrick drove the snakes from Ireland in the fifth century. To make up for it, the Irish have been drinking until they see snakes ever since.
It has also been said that an Irish man would step over the bodies of twelve naked women to get to a bottle of whisky; my personal limit is five.
Tags: Irish, St. Patrick's Day
Ahh, to be Irish… oh, wait…
My generation is 7/16 Irish on our father’s side (his mother’s grandmother was a full-blood Cherokee, making us 1/16th). That makes your generation a smidge under a quarter Irish, unless your momma added some blarney.
Scottish, actually. And German. Ach.
I would step over twelve bottles of whisky to get to a naked woman. I’m a lover, not a fighter. (Fighting and drinking seem to end up being the same thing among some groups, so you know.)
Admittedly I would step over all manner of nice things for a pitcher of Guinness.
And of course, the reason God invented alcohol was to prevent the Irish from ruling the world.
Ha!
And by golly it worked! I’ll drink to that.
Stellar work there everyone. I’ll keep on rdaieng.